Dear Brett,
I have a secret that I know will blow you away. It is something that I can not just tell people, because if I tell anyone my secret then they will send me a dirty look. I am only entrusting you with my secret for two reasons. The first is that you are the type of person that is trust worthy just based off your weird smirk and the fact that you talk to everyone at school. Secondly, I trust you with my secret, because I know that you like my secret just as much as I do.
My secret is one unheard of before. I will give you a clue. My secret involves grass, and eight other guys. My secret brings great joy to many who like this activity. My secret is not only mine but many others life. My secret has a sister. With all these clues I hope you figure it out. Just I case I do not write to you again I will tell you my secret right here in this letter. My secret is the secret of all secret which is that I love baseball.
Sincerely,
Matthew Smith