Desperate Measures

   One day I was sitting at home playing flappy bird when I got a call from out of the blue. On the other side of the line was my friend who was a knight. He was calling because he was just given a mission to retrieve a Princess, but he was bed ridden from "InsertSicknessHere". He needed someone to save her from the wicked, veil, Tiny T. I agreed to take on the challenge. He told me I had to make it past the Prickly Forest, and Hurricane Beach. Worst of all I had to sneak past the village of Shrieking Kids.
   I decided that saving the princess was worth it. That night I set off on my trusty cat named El Gato. Me and El Gato made it past the Prickly Forest, but our clothes were al tore up with holes. We survived Hurricane Beach without a scratch except for the fact that the wind blew our hair every which way. As we were trying to sneak past the village of Shrieking Kids El Gato sneezed which caused all the kids to realize we were there. The kids started chasing us so I needed to develop a plan. I knew that I needed to take drastic measures. I figured that kids like cats, so I picked up El Gato and threw him to the kids. That was not the case though, the kids tore El Gato limb from limb. I barely escaped myself. I figured that saving the Princess was not worth losing my life, it was bad enough I lost my trusty cat. Instead of rescuing here I went back home to look for a new cat.